How does it work?

Call Square Patrol at 512-R-U-DRUNK (512-783-7865) and leave your phone number after the beep.

Or send a blank text message to 512-R-U-DRUNK.

We call you right back, and ask you your location and destination.

We send you a sober driver on a folding diblasi moped.

The driver folds up the moped into this bag, and puts it in your trunk.

The driver drives you and your car home.

The driver takes the moped out of your trunk and rides off.

How much does it cost?

Free. That's all. Exactly zero dollars. However, donations are accepted and greatly appreciated ($20 suggested).

So if you'd like to get your car and self home safely, just call 512-R-U-DRUNK, 10:00pm to 3:00am, seven days a week.

Sponsors

This project would not be possible without the support and enthusiasm of our sponsors. If you like the service Square Patrol offers, please support our business and please let us know why.

We are always looking for sponsors and advertisers. Email us at SquarePatrol@gmail.com if you are interested, or send us a message via our Contact page.

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